What Do You Think?
Backstory
For every pull request we created we would run a lottery script that would randomly assign a fellow developer to carry out a review. My heart would sink every time a particular developer (whose identity you could probably ascertain with a quick Google) was assigned, not so much because he instilled fear or awe, but because his levels of pedantry and tendency to over-engineering would often coerce you into a path of writing abstract classes and factory methods and proxy objects and façades when all you wanted to do was move an image 5pt to the right.
His calling card was the lengthy pull request comment, although calling it a comment would be doing it a massive disservice. It was more like a treatise, a thesis, a metaphysical disquisition on the very nature of iOS development, with headings, sub-headings, bullet points, references and sometimes even ASCII diagrams.
His verbose fastidiousness was notorious but largely tolerated, that is by everyone except freelancers, who had no desire or obligation to be nice to anyone. One of these freelancers left the most magical retort to perhaps the lengthiest pull request comment ever written—a terse, apposite and hilarious “tl;dr”.
Artist’s Notes
I clearly felt the need to break out the fineliners for this one, and that shadow on the spine is divine. The drop shadow: not so much.